Saturday, September 24, 2005

CONTACT INFO

I will keep this up to date as much as possible:

Cellphone: 054 694-8836
from USA: 011 972 54 694-8836

Snail Mail:
Toran: Amitai Blickstein
5497766
Bet Sefer L'Shiryon, Hativa 460
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UPDATE 12/1/05

Snail mail:
Toran: Amitai Blickstein
5497766
Hativa 188
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this will be out of date by 2/14/06

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Gay Commanders

Factiod: Commanders in the army do not have walkie talkies. But boy, would they love to. Lacking these, they resort to private, non-military means. For long distances, they call each other on their cellphones. In fact, they call so much, I don’t know why they army doesn’t have its own cell band. But for up close communication, they rely upon the last resort of manly men everywhere, the Intimate Whisper. That’s right: our commanders basically walk up to one another, cheek-by-jowl, and whisper into the ear of his fellow. It makes you wonder what they’re saying. Are they dull, day-to-day logistics that they withhold from us out of sheer Discipline (psss pss pss flaming hoola hoops will be at 12:11, not 12:13, pss pshss…), or important state secrets like the ingredient that makes the roast potatoes so good (vegetable oil, olive oil, shortening, and a bay leaf)? In any event, they do so often and with regularity. It is ever so humorous, however, when for some reason, the message does not quite get across, and the seconds pass in twos and tens with the commanders in question whispering fierce nothings a man to his fellow. Not Shirley Temple gay [Captain “Daddy” Crew, The Little Princess : “Let’s make the room a little gay, shall we?”], but YMCgAy.

Now, I’m obviously misinterpreting what is going on, and in fact, even as I smile, I know I’m smiling because of the distinct lack of truth my whimsy. I’m not going to analyze why it’s funny. Ok, maybe one sentence. Humorous irony. Correction: one sentence fragment. Er, two sentence fragments. Exactly.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Orange Soldiers - Update

This post is a quote. Those who are here to read only my stuff, feel free to skip this. I just feel it reflects upon the point I made in an earlier post of the same name...

[A certain] Dr. Meron explained how the Israeli government is simply not prepared to provide for the 1,700 families evicted from their homes in Katif and Samaria, and made the following ten points.

1. The Israel Legal Forum, representing these evicted communities, asked the government last December to do everything in its power to see to it that the communities to stay together, wherever they are relocated. Every significant study (especially those regarding what happened when people were moved from Sinai) indicates that keeping communities intact helps to prevent post traumatic stress disorder, which can result in serious emotional disability.

2. The government, clearly aware of all of this, still preferred to act in a fashion that would break up communities, dealing with separate families, attempting to place them in different locations.

3. Monetary compensation will be provided according to a formula which involves the time of residence in the community, whether or not the family owned or was renting, along with factors of family size. Most families have yet to receive any money. Meanwhile, most families have not been able to afford the cost of moving and storing their possessions. As a result, many families had to abandon priceless posessions.

4. The government threatens to reduce compensation of persons who refused to leave voluntarily before August 17th. These threats are being challenged by the Forum in the Israel High Court of Justice as being patently illegal.

5. The government rented out 1,000 rooms in hotels for evacuees, in the center and south of the country although the reality was that 2,500 rooms were required, because of large families. The rental of hundreds of hotel rooms in outlying regions did not solve the problem.

6. No social workers were dispatched by the government to help the evacuees cope logistically, and no psychologists were sent by the government to be on hand to help with the trauma.

7. There is insufficient food in hotels which offered only two meals a day and lack of facilities for doing laundry and no medical facilities.

8. 90% of the families have no idea yet where they will go in two weeks time.

9. Some 450 families signed up for caravan mobile homes (euphemistically referred to as "caravillas") in Nitzan (adjacent to Nitzanim). 366 families have received their keys, but are encountering vast problems: There are no synagogues, no schools, no clinics and no shops. These mobile homes cannot fit the books, furniture or appliances of people from Katif who are being moved from much bigger homes. Their possessions are stored in hot warehouses near Be'er Sheva, with no insurance.

10. The government claim that Katif communities had not contacted the authorities on time was refuted. The Israel Legal Forum wrote with a "power of attorney" to the government of Israel on behalf of the people of Katif last December. However, the government would not respond to the officially appointed legal counsel of Katif residents, preferring instead to mislead the media into believing that the people of Katif simply "refused to deal with the authorities."

[Arutz - 7]